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WARNING THIS CONTAINS TOO MANY INSIDE JOKES
Yes! It's finally here! What we've all been waiting for and are going to trample people to death for at your local Wal-Mart! The Halopedian Trading Card Game! Now we release Series I, with a whopping 16 cards! They all belong to the Admin, IRC Ops, Rollbackers or Other class!
YOU GOT FUCKING B& - Your target has been smashed to a red paste in a swift fashion.
Please Shut the Fuck Up - Your target is now unable to act for the next five turns.
Srs Admonin Bznz - Everything about your target is erased, even memories of your target in other people's minds are erased.
Troll Speak - Your target is stunned while it tries to decipher what Manticore has said. (2x multiplier if Ghost Sangheili is active).
Neuroscience Lecture - All of your opponent's active cards are now asleep, and will be for quiet some time.
Beware the Cabal - Your target and his/her family have mysteriously vanished, but people know better than to question why.
Salmon rjh - Your target is now being brutally slapped around with a large trout.
Reclaimer - As a Reclaimer of the former AoH, Simon rjh has the ability to demote a target (cut it's HP in half).
#Gruntcorner - HaloDude lures your target to it, only to be scarred for life by such a place.
Banhammer - fwa-GSSSSHHH. And now your target has been beaten down by the mighty hammer.
Beehive - As the Canon master his numerous beehives will consume you with nerdiness.
Un-hammer - One of your fallen cards is restored to play with full HP.
Special:Log/protect - Any of one of your active cards is invincible for the next three turns.
Subtle Tank - A sneaky M808B just got around your target's defenses and blew the shit out of it.
The Complex - Your target is now convinced Ajax 013 is God. It defects to your deck in fear of being smited.
Fanon - Ajax 013 can summon any vehicle or beast from anything in his Necros Universe.
Lt.Gen.Delta - Delta-269 has morphed into Lt.Gen.Delta, your target is now scared shitless.
/wrath - Remove one of your opponent's cards from play, and all of your opponent's active cards of "IRC Op" level are temporarily paralyzed.
Mode #halopedia +m - Your target cannot use any attacks for three more turns, and is going to have a major hissy fit.
Kickstick - Remove your target from active play and shuffle it into your opponent's deck.
NO U - Flip a coin. If heads, your target has rage quit. If tails, your opponent's previous attack is inflicted on your target.
Spelling Fail - Your target's brain has now exploded. (2x multiplier if Manticore is active).
Blemism - Your target has been converted to Blemism, and therefore must follow all orders it receives from Blemo.
Don't Press It - Your target has fallen for Blemo's ALT+F4 trick, making your target a complete imbecile.
Rickroll - With a little help from Nicmavr's rickroll powers, your target now has an intense hate for Rick Astley.
Comrades - The Cypriot National Guard is coming to whoop your target's ass.
Rollback - Your opponent's three most recent actions have all been reverted.
Sharpshooter - Using his trusty SRS 99D-S2 AM, two of your opponent's cards have gaping holes in their faces.
Quit Message - Once your target had read the statement, he had lost the game.
Yub Yub! - Azzt Rhell has can summon any one thing from the Star Wars Universe, and it is under his command.
Friendliness - Because of this trait, your target is now shuffled into your own deck, and belongs to you until the end of the match.
Thank You Jesus - UN11 uses the power of his friend to take out half of all your opponent's active cards.