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Hey guys!!!! I'am a high school senior and in my english class we are reading Beowulf. In the story the main character Beowulf likes to boast about himseld. So for an assignment we had to create our own. Here is mine pleas read it and comment on what you think of it. Thanks.
Long behold a true warrior and defender of all,
Kris the SPARTAN, the best SPARTAN to ever live,
My biological enhancements have enabled me to perform,
Physical acts of immense strength and endurance,
I can easily beat anyone in wrestling, tennis, swimming,
Soccer, football, and running without even trying,
I am the best SPARTAN, but the Master Chief is a close second,
Not only am I the strongest, but the years of training
and education since childhood has made me the smartest,
able to outthink and anlayze an entire battlefield of information,
and prevail victorious with my cunning determination,
Nobody is a match for me, not the little ones, nor the big ones,
nor the camping ones, nor the better equiped ones,
These so called Hinge-Heads cannot hope to beat me because,
I am Kris the greatest SPARTAN to have ever lived,
and SPARTANS never die, they just go MIA
- Disclaimer I am not saying that I can actually do any of these things this was just for an assignment for school.