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I once had a rambling quote here. Now I don't. It's funny how things change. But just because things have changed, it doesn't mean they're any different.
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You can often find me moderating on chat, continuing to be the Czar of Images, or doing various other administrative things. I also get stuff done occasionally on the RvB Wiki and Destiny Wiki. I own every Halo game except Halo 2. And yes, I've played it several times. But yeah, not much to really say here. If you need to get ahold of me (probably for Wiki business since no one ever just wants to say "Hi"), and leaving me a talk page message isn't how you want to do it, click right here for my Twitter. I'll check that every once in a while. If I'm not in chat, I'm probably at my shit college, getting a worthless degree, or playing Xbox, accomplishing nothing. (Ironically place award below:)
This user was nominated as Halo Nationer of the month in October 2012!
Note that edit counts are based off of the count provided by Wikia, and not the true number of edits, which is higher but not measured. Close to a thousand higher by now probably.
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Exterminate garbage categories
Rebuild the category system
Hide from the ponies
Go a day without getting pissed with Wikia glitches.
Learn how to edit without fucking everything up
Make an awesome profile page
Save the day
Make the chat laugh
Solve a shitload of problems
Go a day without saying something stupid
Turn a newb into a respectable user
Become respectable myself
Moderate the fuck outta chat
Administrate the fuck outta HN
Have someone else make me a sandwich
Get a real life
Think of a good goal to reach
Think of a reason why I should continue futile efforts.
Fill the Wiki with images.
Take a nap
Inexplicably be recognized as the founder of Wikia
Figure out why the above occurred
Build a Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust
What you should know
I'm not one of those people who expects you to pretend to care about what's going on in my life and whatnot. However, there's a few things that it might benefit you to know:
I am a Chat Moderator. That means when you're being an idiot in chat, I'm the one that's going to deal with you. That also means that if I say to do something (or more likely not do something), you should probably listen.
I am an Administrator. That means when you're being an idiot on the Wiki, I'm the one of the people that's going to deal with you. That also means that if I say to do something (or more likely not do something), you should probably listen.
I'm not stupid. If you sit there and try to trick me or come up with some elaborate bullshit story, it's most likely not going to work. So don't waste my time and your time. If I was stupid, I probably wouldn't have become an admin here. Think about it.
I don't have patience for bullshit. If you're intentionally causing an issue and then try to come up with some sort of loophole or technicality, I'm not going to care. If you get told not to do something, don't do it, plain and simple.
I'm the unofficial Czar of Images. That means, if you go upload some crappy 200 pixel image of something, there's a good chance that I'm going to be the one to fix it. As you can see here, I am quite capable of getting proper HD images of things. I also tend to remove duplicate images. So if something already exists in HD, don't reupload it in lower res.
I'm pretty experienced with categories too. A large number of edits of mine are category work of both mainspace articles and files on the wiki. That also means that if you add a bullshit category, I'm going to notice.
I am not Geoff Ramsey. Stop asking.
No you can't. If you have to ask if it's alright to post something, it most likely isn't. If you are asking if you can be a mod/admin/whatever, you most likely aren't going to be chosen as one. This also goes for conversations. Don't ask everyone to talk about something, instead follow the flow of conversation, and build into topics appropriately. That doesn't mean if you have a question, you shouldn't ask it, but if everyone is for instance talking about categories on the wiki, you won't get an outstanding response to "Who's excited for (insert upcoming thing here)?" or "Can we talk about (insert whatever here)?" Before you go say "Grif said I can't do this!", the above is not a rule. It's a suggestion from me. And considering that I'm a chat moderator and know how chat works, if I'm suggesting not to do something, it's most likely for a reason.
The edit window has a Preview button. Use it before you publish half a dozen versions of the same page. Make all your edits at once, preview them to make sure you didn't screw up, and then once you're sure you're done with the page and everything is correct, then hit Save. Don't make us have to wade through half a dozen terrible edits to see what you messed up and did wrong.