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1. Trooper117
2. Clavix2 ^{TALK TO ME Things I done} 22:59, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
3. Sergeant Masterchief46517 ^{com link} C Company 23:28, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
4. What did HaloDude Do!?! 23:22, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
5. E93 ^{My Talk} _{Contributions}C Company 10:46, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
6. Hello, AJ! :) REVENGE ^Grr!!! _{My Victims}
7. Andorhal 03:35, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
8. heyÇЋЇŒʢ ʕЛΆΝќAegis Company ^{βĻά βĻά βĻά}_{ɰЊάł Ḷ ḍõИШ} 01:44, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
9. I press 6! Kora ‘Morhekee The Battle-Net My Conquests. 03:42, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
10. -- Heeeeeres Johny!^{(Whats that you say?)( My...Accomplishments)} 13:29, 21 August 2007 (UTC) I choose 9
11. .about the sarge death...I know! OMG a moniter!?He had a Spartan Laser!--Halomanxyz2 04:31, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
12. Phil.e. ^{[Talk to me]} 01:23, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
13. Erik 21:44, 28 August 2007 (UTC) Erik
14. I Press 9 ChurchReborn 01:27, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
15. Habla Espanol? Guitarplayer001^{Contact MeSee where I have rocked out!} (UTC)
16. Si Blemo ^TALK • _{CONTRIBUTIONS} • _EMAIL • _MESSAGE
17. 8. --MagickaMaster ^Talk_{Why you keep me around.} 01:28, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
18. Mongoose117 23:34, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
19. ORAHH, Semper Fi.SpecOps ODST^{com link} 01:15, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
20. Hey AJ. I pressed 9! --EliteSpartan ^{My Talk} _{My Contribs} 8 September 2007
21. Spartan-010:Stryker ^{My Comm} _{My Battles} 23:04, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
22. Hey. I pressed 6 and 9 ;) --Spartan-781 ^Comm_CSV 07:58, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
23. Whitehwk ^{"TALK PAGE"}_{"CONTRIBUTIONS"} 15:42, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
24. Freelancer^"SquakBox" _"MyJunk" 21:20, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
25. What to press...err...uhh......4,9. Shit!! I pressed the wrong buttons:P Okay..here goes...3,6,7,8. Thats better;)--First Sergeant G-23 ^{Comm Channel} _{Mission History}B Company 23:26, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
26. I got confused and threw the phone out the window.CorporalTom
27. 7... --Coke Marine 12:07, 27 October 2007 (UTC)
28. 123456789! General simon rjh 22:03, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
29. Voy101
30. SPARTAN-001 [_COM•^CSV]

^FIGHT_FINISHED 12:30, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

1. Incendiary 16:17, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
2. Your old pal Lord here --Master Chief Petty Officer James ^{"Ready for orders, sir"} _{"Sure shooting out there!"}
3. That guy from the party remember Ahh! you have to the vodka and the hookers come on!!! FistofthEmperor
4. supcity twinkie goes cold
   
5. BananaCat 17:54, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

thats me↑ Zanerama0571 00:22, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

1. Noga Putumee I've been here!
2. I push 8. @_@ -Stigma-231 ^{Sword Wielding Minors and Shining Blue Spiders} 17:52, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
3. Oo-rah!-Halopediaman

I am Sgt.johnson, otherwise known as AJ. I was born on August 30 (the day Reach Fell) to a Military family. I have been interested in Halo since Halo 2, but I've only played the games recently. I am currently a sophmore (high school) in Colorado. I don't play sports, but I am heavilly involved in JROTC. In JROTC, I am a member of Alpha Company, as a Supply Sergeant. I am also a member of the Drill Team.

As with ED, I know a lot about Military Equipment, Tactics, and History. The most military experience I have had was JROTC, but both of my parents were military. I hope to join the United States Army after graduating from college.

I am an admin at the Ace Combat Wikia! If you can help, please do!

Obviously, my favorite character is Sergeant Johnson because he reminds me of my Dad and my JROTC instructor.

I also like the Sangheili -- The whole feudal society... raised from birth to be soldiers, etc.

My favorite weapons are the Battle Rifle for medium range and long range and the SMG for close range

I like spinning WWII era M-1 Garands and reading in my spare time, and I also play paintball and airsoft.

My favorite sports teams are the Dallas Cowboys and the San Antonio Spurs.

I don't have a favorite style of music, as I'll listen to anything.

My favorite explosive devices are the NOVA Bomb and the Trip Mine.

I am really not a big fan of the flood or the forerunner... the flood make me sick and the forerunner started this stuff.

Public Enemy Number One!

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Background: CT, Myself, Extramrdo, and G-23 were planning an april fools joke on RR... then this happens

<CommanderTony> We've got four months to plan this.
<Sgt_Johnson> ok then
<Sgt_Johnson> I have his picture saved to my harddrive
<Sgt_Johnson> :)
<Sgt_Johnson> >:-]
<Lt_G-23> k then
<Lt_G-23> you still have that audio file of me sounding like him?
<Sgt_Johnson> no
<Lt_G-23> damm
<Sgt_Johnson> wait
<Lt_G-23> and I don't have a cold anymore
<Sgt_Johnson> so yeah
<Sgt_Johnson> how can we do this
<Lt_G-23> we could.....
<Sgt_Johnson> well
<Lt_G-23>Dress me up as RR in a play
<Sgt_Johnson> 1. What are we going to do?
<Lt_G-23> and then film it
<Sgt_Johnson> Photoshop...
<Lt_G-23> and post it on youtube
<Sgt_Johnson> photoshop RR in a bikini
<Sgt_Johnson> and post it on halopedia
<Sgt_Johnson> XD
<CommanderTony> Heh
<Lt_G-23> lol
<Lt_G-23> but we need a shot of him WITHOUT a shirt on
<CommanderTony> Fucking ha!
<Lt_G-23> and I refuse to attempt to get that
<CommanderTony> Obito?
<Sgt_Johnson> XD
<Sgt_Johnson> wait
<Sgt_Johnson> RR in a dress
<Lt_G-23> even though he is a short $200 plane flight away
<Sgt_Johnson> Would it be against his wishes if I got images off of face book?...
<Sgt_Johnson> hm...

RR|Neuroscience [n=Relentle@wikia/Relentless] has joined #halopedia

<CommanderTony> RR in a bikini sounds better.
<GPT> rar RR|Neuroscience
<Lt_G-23> hey RR
<Lt_G-23> psst
<Sgt_Johnson> hey RR
<Lt_G-23> Stop the plan
<GPT> RR|Neuroscience, see memo please
<CommanderTony> HAHAHAHAAHA
<Lt_G-23> he is here
<Sgt_Johnson> HAHAHAHAHA
<RR|Neuroscience> Memo?
<Extramrdo> hello
<CommanderTony> That is totally fucked up...
<Lt_G-23> no more evil embarrassing plots for him!:P
<Extramrdo> lolol
<GPT> RR|Neuroscience: memo.
<Sgt_Johnson> speak of the devil