Name: Scorch933

Aliases: Krauser. Jack Krauser. Scorch33. Scorch.

Species: Human. Clone.

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Brown Height: 6'4"

weight: 145.

Gear: DC-Commando-Weaponry, Modified Mandalorian Lightsaber, Dual Energy Swords, MA5-C ICWS, BR-55SHHR-Special Operator Variant, M6 Shotgun, Z-6 Rotary Cannon. Gravity Hammer.

Armor: Katarn Mark V, Hayabusa Helmet, MJOLNIR Mark VI, MJOLNIR Mark VI (Multiple variants), Mark V armor, Mandalorian Battle Armor, Brotherhood of Steel Heavy T-45-B variant armor.

Known Relatives: Grif (Sangheili Son/Daughter), Terra-287 (mother of Grif) Ktats Marusavee (Biological Mother who donated DNA. Dead)

Personality: Chatty. Fun. Nice. A little off-color.

Specialty: Demolitions.

Grif C. Vadumee: the Sangheili baby story:

It all started when RvBCaboose(2) was conducting a Veil/Supernatural experiment on Agent_Carolina. Somehow, he was transferring his great powers (which include Healing, Ability to "do it" really well, and the pleasure of being pegged, And a mangina, as well as super-destructive powers and the ability to be deviant and insane) to Her so she could survive using his healing, but it got transferred to me instead. Using the powers of pleasure in pegging and "doing it" really well, I got laid by two women; Agent_Carolina and Terra-287, engaging in Lesbian "making out stuff" in Three way sex. I then got pegged and a Sangheili Female's Sperm entered my body while I was being drugged. I then became Pregnant with the sangheili child. Then Novabomb1 kicked my Mangina and the baby had a birth defect. it came out as a Male/Female with both genital parts and a Female Personality. As well as having unbreakable bones made of Adamantium, Balls of Steel (Like Duke Nukem) and Psychic powers. She/He can read minds, and is telekenetic. She can also hypnotize people to do her bidding. She is growing at an Advanced rate, but stops and ages at a very slow rate at age 21. That's right. by the time I hit the Cryo-Sleep 100 mark, she'll still be 24.

Thankfully, all these amazing Defects that were the result of Novabomb1's evil personality, actually ended up turning her into a Supernatural Overlord.

So who am I? there are some who call me Tim. There are many who call me Thomas. There are many more who call me Scorch. The demolitions expert, The heart and soul, the deadly, the emotional soldier. I put my friends before the mission. I usually know how things are going to turn out. My life is shrouded in darkness. I'm a purple aura with blue inner, and gray in the body. Self-loathing type guy. I'd jump in front of a car for a friend. I would, really. I make bad jokes, dirty jokes, and hilarious puns, but people often turn their faces away. I like to shoot my way in rather then sneak. I prefer just blowing the door down then using a breach charge or picking the lock. It's more efficient and quick. I prefer the battle rifle, But I often find myself using the power weapons. I also utilize the "noob combo" well, Plasma Pistol Overcharge, then Smg or Melee. A good strategy is also emptying half a clip of assault rifle in a guy, then meleeing him. it almost always works. When playing lone wolves or free-for-all, keep the DMR or BR for long range and mid-range, and keep the assault rifle for closer encounters, IE Mid to short. When playing teams, make sure everyone plays it tactically. Have the one Overwatch-Sniper dude, have the laser/rocket guy, have the pro and the grunts with BRs/ARs, then let the quick guy do his own thing with the sword or whatnot.

"never do sentry duty on an empty stomach"

"Eat Plasma Stupid droids!"

"Screw orders. Omega wouldn't leave a man!"

"ONE COMMANDO?!!?!? He's talking about my Pod Brother!"

"You hear that Sev? Someone think's I'm Excellent."

I' don't consider myself a freak, but I consider myself troubled. Unlike some people, I don't cut myself for attention, I do it because I like the sight and pain that goes along with it. And I don't mean physical pain, I mean psychological pain. I barely feel physical pain when I do it. I've gone through a tough love life as well. I've lost a lot of friends, And I blame myself often for it. I know a little russian. Since Jack Krauser's russian I figured, why not write this in russian...

Долгое время, Товарищ.

Вы улавливаете смысл быстрые. это ожидается. в конце концов, Вы и я, которого оба знают, откуда мы приезжаем.

ЗАСВИДЕТЕЛЬСТВУЙТЕ ЭНЕРГИЮ!

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I've been around since the days of Halopedia. I'm a veteran.

Anyways, I have an Xbox 360 and a Wii, I play the Piano, the Drums, do Yoga, work out, and listen to music, like: Tool, Korn, Disturbed, HIM, Paramore, Creed, Staind, Megadeth, Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Muse, AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Rolling Stones, Guns N Roses, Merlin, Underoath, Unearth, Black Obelisk, Black Veil Brides, Queen, Queensyrche, Queens of the Stone Age,(you're sensing a theme right about now), Nirvana, Def Leppard, and more.

I also play Call Of Duty, Goldeneye, Battlefield 3, Doom, Doom II, Duke Nukem 3d, Wolfenstein 3d, the Spear of Destiny, Half-Life 2, Rock Band, Resident Evil games, Left 4 Dead, Batman Arkham Asylum and Arkham City, Metal Gear Solid series, and more.

Well, not much else to say...That'd I let you know about me...I watch Red Vs Blue and Drink Mountain Dew.

Contents 1 The Graffiti Artists, The Living, and the ones Among the Living. 2 The fellow maggots, slaves (see Gwar), lovers, f'ers, haters, Killers, Creeps, Freeks, Punks, Buddies, Friends, Comrades, and fellow Assassins. Also anybody who loves DooM, Fatal Frame, and Silent Hill, and everyone else I love and consider a friend. 3 The ones I consider best friends and close friends. 4 The hated List. The Ones I REALLY hate. Pure undying True hate.

The Graffiti Artists, The Living, and the ones Among the Living.Edit

If you feel invited by my presence, welcomed, or just want to leave a signature here and get a free edit, leave it down here.

The fellow maggots, slaves (see Gwar), lovers, f'ers, haters, Killers, Creeps, Freeks, Punks, Buddies, Friends, Comrades, and fellow Assassins. Also anybody who loves DooM, Fatal Frame, and Silent Hill, and everyone else I love and consider a friend.Edit

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Welll, If I had to name them, the list would be long. Top Five reasons why I won't write it.

1. If had to name them all, it'd be a long read. Like, as long as freakin moby dick.
2. Long Lists are fricken boring. You agree.
3. Many people probably don't want their names on this list (I don't care. Some are still going on =D)
4. You're probably like "Why the hell am I on this list? I f**king hate this guy!"
5. That's What She Said ^

So instead, my Good and Best Friends.

The ones I consider best friends and close friends.Edit

RvBCaboose(2) - Really need to get over her mate, but trust me, there are plenty more.

Karl-591 - best Admin since CommanderTony...

Vidmas7er - Good Friend.

Brad H. - Wow, your advice really helped. :D

Shotgun02 - Eh. Good friend.

Evodvi - Good man. the kind who you can trust to Not slit your throat for fun.

SergeantUltra - The first person to ban me from chat! High Five o/\o.

Ghost_sangheili - I don't know where you are now, but mate, it'd be great if you were here.

Nicmavr - The only other dude (sides ghost) who's on this list but not on Halo Nation!

The One You Want, Or Val, or TOYW, or whatever the hell u like. - Mwahahahahaha.

Sheerguister - Too bad you lost the game.

Gamesareawesome - He Knows What The Ladies (Don't) Like.

Agent Carolina - The only chick I've ever seen who's sent a man on a spiraling center of depression, rage, and hatred....Online. There should be an Achievement for that. :D, But seriously you both are so melodramatic.

Sniperteam82308 - I earned your respect or so I'm told. I guess that's rare. Eh.

CelestiaOfEquestria - yours is not pleasurable, but it is slightly enjoyable.

Terra-287 - Your child grows up strong and fast. And she is blowing me around the room with her psychic powers.

Oderus Urungus - if you're unhappy with your face, Set it ablaze, call the fire department, and have them put it out with an axe.

Dave Mustaine - If you're ever lost and You don't know where you are, just say "THANK YOU DETROIT!" There's a 30% percent chance you'll be right.

Spar...Something or other. Good friend.

The hated List. The Ones I REALLY hate. Pure undying True hate.Edit

I don't Really hate people. I can't. Hatred can't really exist for me unless it's that bad, Because I'll most likely still hang out with that person, still chat it up, and still have fun around them

I can't really have pure True Undying Hate. My Aura is Purple, Blue, and Gray. I hate myself and Love others. I seek to aid others. I seek to love others, even if they hate me. I seek to make friends, and be a nice guy, who may be a little weird or freaky or vulgar or mean at times, but everybody's got problems. I guess the only person I really hate is myself.

Scorch-933