User:Ryanngreenday/Alpha Site

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This is my alpha site where i put things from my userpage when it gets to full or when im testing something and what not.

Contents 1 Stuff 1.1 Awards 2 Quotes 2.1 My quotes 2.2 Star Wars 2.3 StarGate:SG1 2.4 TOUR OF DUTY QUOTES 2.5 The colbert report quotes 2.6 Red Vs Blue Quotes 2.7 House MD quotes 3 USERS THAT I HAVE EMAIL ADREESES: 4 Guest Book 5 pics 6 STUFF 7 .gif's

[edit] Stuff

[edit] Awards

[edit] Quotes

[edit] My quotes

• We kill the 4 more times.
• Sure, Yeah , Ok
• Indeed
• Fine
• Right
• Hmmm
• IM dieing over here
• Pina Colada
• geepers
• Ryan's band of greatness.
• AH damn wrong number Shes been calling so long The damn ringing is burned into my head!!
• Yes this place, wait i don't know wear the sniper rifle is NOOOOOOOOOOO! *every one laughs at me* (talking about the level backwash)
• Never ask a question if your not prepared for what the answer could be
• Bam
• I like being on top
• The scarab got me in the pipe
• head shot
• we got it in the bag

Me- So what did you eat good?

Friend- porkchops and potatoes.. ick

Me- ick? That sounds good to me, what do you eat plants or something?

Friend- LMAO

[edit] Star Wars

• But your not a jedi yet
• All who gain power are afraid to lose it
• You have done that yourself
• Your anger and your lust for power have already done that
• You have done that yourself.

[edit] StarGate:SG1

O’NEILL is sat with his legs up on the table looking bored. There is an empty plate in front of him and he is holding a container of ketchup and mustard. He looks up as TEAL’C enters.

TEAL'C : O’NEILL, should we not be assisting DANIEL JACKSON with the translation?

O’NEILL starts to draw on the plate with the ketchup and mustard.

O’NEILL : I’m taking this loop off.

TEAL’C considers this and sits down.

O’NEILL : I’m telling you TEAL'C. If we don’t find a way out of this soon I’m gonna lose it.

TEAL’C stares at him.

O’NEILL : Lose it…it meant go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one’s faculties, (he continues drawing on the plate with the condiments) three fires short of a happy meal…WACKO!

He lifts up the plate to TEAL'C and we see that he has drawn a smiling face.

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Teal'c: What is an Oprah?

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Jack O'Neill: I just walked in with a handfull of ingredients for my world-famous omelette!

Sam Carter: World-famous huh? What's in it?

Jack O'Neill: Eggs.

Sam Carter: I don't think that that actually qualifies as a recipe.

Jack O'Neill: Oh don't kid yourself, there's a secret ingredient I can't tell you what it is or I'd have to shoot you.

Sam Carter: It's beer isn't it?

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General George S. Hammond: It costs nearly a billion dollars just to turn the lights on around here.

Jack O'Neill: How about a bake sale? Yard sale? Garage...

General George S. Hammond: This is what I look like when I'm not laughing, Colonel.

Jack O'Neill: Car wash?

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Teal'c: Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.

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Daniel: It was a procedure often done in the Middle Ages. They... well, they'd drill a hole in the person's head. By drilling a hole the evil spirits are released, thus saving the person from eternal damnation.

Jack O'Neill: Thus... *saving* the person?

Daniel: Well, they didn't call them the Dark Ages because it was dark.

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Jack O'Neill: How's a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ear?

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• If you immediately know the candle light is fire.

• The universe is so vast and we are so small, there is only one thing we can ever truly control....whether we are good or evil.

• And remember this: The river tells no lies, yet standing at its shores the dishonest man still hears them.

-Oma

[edit] TOUR OF DUTY QUOTES

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Well, well, well. Purcell, you look as clean as a Mississippi sheriff on election day.

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Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Over here, you're either scared or crazy... Or dead.

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Sgt. Zeke Anderson: What do you think is the difference between bravery and stupidity?

Lt. Myron Goldman: Same thing. Just depends on the timing.

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Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Congratulations! You just discovered the way to deal with the army.

Dr. Jennifer Seymour: Which is?

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Yell at 'em.

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Sgt. Zeke Anderson: If you're a conscientious objector, why did you come here instead of prison?

Pvt. Francis 'Doc Hoc' Hockenbury: Didn't want to be some lifer's old lady.

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: You could've gone to Canada.

Pvt. Francis 'Doc Hoc' Hockenbury: Allergic to moose.

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: You didn't answer my question, soldier. Why did you come to Vietnam instead of prison or Canada?

Pvt. Francis 'Doc Hoc' Hockenbury: Well, because prison or Canada wouldn't have been positive experiences.

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Let me tell you something, out in the field, Charlie can be a very negative experience.

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Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Six confirmed kills.

Lt. Myron Goldman: Really? Outstanding! NVA or VC?

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Monkeys. They didn't say which side they were on.

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Pvt. Francis 'Doc Hoc' Hockenbury: I guess when I'm drunk I can make a little sense of it all. I just want to know what the hell happened to me.

Vietnamese hooker: You get boom-boom. That's what happened to you.

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Sgt. Zeke Anderson: What's wrong, Taylor?

Pvt. Marcus Taylor: It's my leg, sarge.

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: Your leg? You're sitting in a hole! How the hell'd you get shot in the leg?

Pvt. Marcus Taylor: That's the thing, I've been sitting here too long. I got the worst charlie horse I ever had.

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: You know what, Taylor? Every time I think I heard it all, all I gotta do is talk to you and realize that I ain't heard a damn thing yet.

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Capt. Rusty Wallace: Where are you from, Lieutenant?

Lt. Myron Goldman: New York, sir. Queens.

Capt. Rusty Wallace: You don't sound like it.

Lt. Myron Goldman: Thank you, sir.

Capt. Rusty Wallace: Don't mention it.

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Major Rigby: Yes, this village is going to be a hallmark of what Americans and Vietnamese can accomplish when they work together. It might ever rub out some of that cynicism of yours, Sergeant.

Sgt. Zeke Anderson: I'm not cynical, sir. I'm just responsible for a lot of men who depend on me being realistic.

[edit] The colbert report quotes

• On capital punishment: "I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment."

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• I'm looking over your shoulder...but only because I've got your back."

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• "By the way: The E in E-Mail...stands for 'E-Mail'."

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• "Giving a fly glasses is like giving a bear nunchucks."

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• About Magnamorphs : "Half bear, half eagle, it's a beagle! And it's a grizzly so this is a Greagle! Oh, kill it, kill it!"

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• Until next time, sleep tight, America, in the knowledge that I'll be sleeping, too. Protecting you from the wolf-headed creature which haunts your dreams.

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• "Hey America. Nice ass!"

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• "And of course I don't go anywhere without my pet goldfish, Anthrax. I always tell security I'm carrying Anthrax. Yeah, sure I get a lot of guff about it, but it's a family name; I'm not changing it!"

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• "Plus...Stephen Colbert is cool!"

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Stephen Colbert1: ["Formidable Opponent:" Stephen Colbert debating with Stephen Colbert on charity] But, I could take care of my minimal needs and send the rest of the money to the poor.

Stephen Colbert2: Okay, think about this: You could buy a $100,000 Mercedes S600, or you could buy a $10,000 pile of crap from Korea and give the left over 110,000 to...

Stephen Colbert1: An orphanage?

Stephen Colbert2: Whatever lets you sleep. One day, you go to check on your orphans. It's raining, and you don't have the benefits of that fine German engineering. You spin out of control. You're like a loose lawnmower blade. And what's that ahead? It's your orphans! They've come out into the street to thank you for your selfless gift.

Stephen Colbert1: Get out of the street orphans!

Stephen Colbert2: Oh, I forgot to mention: They're deaf.

Stephen Colbert1: Noooooo!

Stephen Colbert2: Yes. Yeah, tragedy. Tragedy all because you didn't care enough to make a difference for yourself.

Stephen Colbert1: Wow. You've really opened my eyes, Stephen. Say, um, does it have to be a car?

Stephen Colbert2: No, it could be a really sweet boat.

[edit] Red Vs Blue Quotes

Voice on radio: Man, I hate this. This sucks.

Caboose: It's Church!

Voice on radio: I just wanna lay around and do nothing.

Sarge: I think it's Grif!

Voice on radio: Right after I take this nice, warm, bubble-bath.

Sarge, Simmons: Donut.

[edit] House MD quotes

• Dr. House: You've never seen an after school special? Dawson's Creek? How do you get to thirty and not know about condoms?

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• Dr. House: [sitting in a wheelchair] My will may be weak, but my backbone is strong. And pain-free, now that I've stopped using the cane. Of course it's harder to look down Cuddy's shirt, but then the vantage point on her ass has much improved. But that's just me: Always looking on the bright side. I'm the guy who said her C-cups are half-full.

• Dr. Julie Whitner: They are nice, aren't they?

• Dr. House: No ... you're not gonna win me over that easily.

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• Dr. House: [Entering an exam room] You're cheating on honey.
• Male patient: What?...No! I'm not.
• Dr. House: Yes, you are.
• Female patient: It's okay. I get it.
• Dr. House: I was gonna say "relax", but oddly enough you seem pretty relaxed already.
• Female patient: You're accomplished. You're funny. You can have whatever you want. Women are gonna...
• Dr. House: He's not cheating with another woman. He's cheating with another food group.
• Female patient: What?
• Dr. House: His floaters float, because they are full of fat. Probably had a big cheeseburger for lunch.
• Female patient: You're eating flesh?
• Male patient: It's just a hamburger. Not all the time...
• Female patient: You're disgusting.
• Male patient: Soy tastes like cardboard. Unsalted cardboard.
• Dr. House: I'm accomplished. I'm funny. Can I have whatever I want?

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• Dr. House: Never is just 'reven' spelled backwards.

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• Little Girl: Can I have a french fry?
• Dr. House: Get your own!
• Little Girl: You took the last ones.
• Dr. House: What's wrong with you?
• Little Girl: I got spinal muscular atrophy.
• Dr. House: At least it's not contagious. Nice bear.
• Little Girl: It's a dog.
• Dr. Cuddy: House. It's not Still's. Steroids helped until the patient started bleeding from the ears and mouth.
• Dr. House: It's a bear.
• Little Girl: His name is Bill. He's a dog.
• Dr. Cuddy: You win [rattles bottle], you can have Vicodin.
• Dr. House: Words have set meanings for a reason. If you see an animal like Bill and you try to play fetch, Bill's going to eat you, because Bill's a bear.
• Dr. Cuddy: Are you on something? You got your hands on pain meds.
• Little Girl: Bill has fur, four legs, and a collar. He's a dog.
• Dr. Cuddy: It's between cancer and auto-immune.
• Dr. House: You see, that's what's called a faulty syllogism; just because you call Bill a dog doesn't mean that he is... a dog.

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• Dr. House: Cervical lymph node is a garbage dump. Very small one; just one truck comes; and it only comes from one home. Al Gore would be appalled.

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• Twin 15A: How 'bout women versus men.
• Dr. House: Excellent suggestion... fat twin. More interesting than "evens versus odds", less interesting than "shirts versus skins". If your sex organs dangle - you're the confederates. If your sex organs are aesthetically pleasing - you're the yanks.
• Dr. Volakis: Dr. House, I'd like to be on the men's team.
• Dr. House: Do your sex organs dangle, cutthroat bitch?
• Dr. Volakis: Not yet.
• Dr. Henry Dobson: We're not okay.
• Dr. Volakis: I get it - you don't like me because maybe I'm a little bit competitive.
• Dr. Dobson: Manipulative.
• Dr. Kutner: "Cutthroat bitch" is your official title.

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• Dr. Cuddy: Where did you come from?
• Dr. House: Apes, if you believe in Democrats.

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• Dr. House: You test drive a car before you buy it; you have sex before marriage. I can't hire a team based on a ten minute interview. What if I don't like having sex with them?

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• Dr. House: Sometimes, I am wrong. I have a gift for observation, for reading people and situations, but sometimes, I am wrong. This will be the longest job interview of your life. I will test you in ways you will often consider unfair, demeaning and illegal, and you'll often be right. Look to your left, and now look to your right. By the end of six weeks, one of you will be gone, as well as twenty-eight more of you. Wear a cup.

[edit] USERS THAT I HAVE EMAIL ADREESES:

• User:Blacknight00D
• User:Blt 69
• User:Chiefman117
• User:Climax Viod
• User:DarkAngel
• User:Digipatd
• User:Dockman
• User:Doomguy0505
• User:The fonz
• User:Forerunner
• User:Heroicplayer343
• User:J!MMY8806
• User:JohnSpartan117
• User:Joshua 029
• User:Gravemind
• User:ODSTAdrianFii
• User:Rotaretilbo
• User:Ryanman
• User:Sangheili2506
• User:Spartan 1138
• User:Spartan-118
• User:T3rr0r
• User:UNSC AI
• User:Westcott
• User:Xeon 800
• And many more I'm just to lazy to put here so if your ever lurking by this and your not on this list an di got your email then feel free to add yourself.

JOIN THE RANKS OF THESE PEOPLE ABOVE PLEASE

ryan_nelson911@hotmail.com

[edit] Guest Book

I WONT SIGN SIGN MY OWN BOOK THAT SEEMS...OD....

1. James-001 (ok, I will, if that's ok)
2. Spartan G-23
3. 343 guilty sparks yo, what's up?
4. Eaut' Solamee ^{Speak ~ WUU2 ~ Past}
5. Blt 69

1. Honor Guard Councilor 'Eesoree ^{[COM] [CSV]}
2. The Lieutenant General
3. g^ue_st^y-p_er^so_ny-^th_in^gy
4. Proper Rhombus ^[TROGDOR!!!]
5. Ghost Inside the Machine ^{(Whisper through the Storm) (My Journeys) (Omens)} 23:42, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
6. Terror ^{(Talkie Talkie)(Workie Workie)}
7. The Chazz025 and Clan 01:02, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
8. Twilightstorm
9. Specops306
10. Dude984 ^{[Communications]-[Contributions]} 19:00, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
11. Stryker^COMM _{My Stuff} 21:53, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
12. --User:JohnSpartan117 01:00, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
13. -- Blemo

^Talk Contributions Will signing cost me money?

1. Angel of death
2. ^{4 ever} · · Chief frank 001 · · _{The spartan} Now go sign on my page. 13:55, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
3. --Halofan 15:33, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
4. Captain Jolly W. Roberts 19:12, 24 May 2007 (UTC) Yeah, I got a new sig!
5. HaloDude 11:55, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
6. Riley The Great · ^COMM 04:14, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
7. WHΣRΣ 4M 1?-- ΓΣH ÜBΣR Ð1G1P4ΓÐ 17:11, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
8. SpecOps ODST 02:57, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

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