User:RelentlessRecusant/Quotes

[edit] Favorite Quotes

To see funny essays, see RR's List of Essays

My Quotes

"I'm not crazy! I'M NOT CRZZY!"

—RelentlessRecusant

"Dreams don't lie. Administrators do."

—RelentlessRecusant

"POWAAAAAAAAH! THIS IS HOW THE HALOPEDIA ENDS!!!!!!!!! NOT WITH A BANG!!!!!!!! BUT WITH A RAWR!"

—RelentlessRecusant

Other Quotes

"You can always tell an RR by his formal addressings."

—Lapper

"Sir?"

—RelentlessRecusant

"Exactly."

—Lapper

"You mean 'annoying over-formal addressings'?"

—Sannse

I think ChristineV likes you--she's in the IRC channel. =P RR and CV, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby RR in a baby RR carriage.

—Guesty-Persony-Thingy on ChristineV and RelentlessRecusant

"[Mr. Cool] has left us."

—Syugecin upon RelentlessRecusant's leaving

"Tell me when you've finished your edits and I'll hit it with mine."

—Ajax 013

"Meh, I don't feel like editing...lunch calls."

—RelentlessRecusant

"Lmao. HALOPEDIA IS YOUR LUNCH!"

—Ajax 013

"GHe doesn't have time to wait."

—Jack Phoenix

"Poke Angela."

—RelentlessRecusant

"Angela: #REDIRECT[[Sannse]]. Sannse: #REDIRECT[[BillK]] BillK: #REDIRECT[[Splarka]]"

—Jack Phoenix

"Double redirect! WTF?"

—RelentlessRecusant

"Rar. That's about how it goes."

—Jack Phoenix

"'Dont give us the runaround!' Hell, we're Wikia. We *invented* the double redirect."

—RelentlessRecusant

"Cookies! O fellow brethren! The time has come when you shall FIGHT for your cookies!! Rally! Sound the call to cookies and milk! For my cause, defeat John! And you shall have a reign of cookies! FOR MIIIILK! FOR COOOOOKIES! FOR OREOOOOS! Now you shall have cookies! UN-LIMIT-ED COOOKIES!"

—RelentlessRecusant, a.k.a. DA COOOOOKIE MONSTAH

"Relentless: they already have cookies--you must have cookies enabled to log in."

—Guesty-Persony-Thingy

"And you think that my motto is un-Christian-like? What's yours? Screw the world?"

—Caboose

"No. "Halopedia FTW" means For The Win. Erhm. Yeah. Then what's "Crash and Burn"?"

—RelentlessRecusant

"What object in our Solar System consumes 4.26 million tons of hydrogen per second?"

—ATOMS Competition Question

"A black hole."

—Opposing team's answer

"RELENTLESSRECUSANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No he's [PlasmaVirus] not my "boy toy"."

—Caboose

"There are strange theories running rampant! *cough* Imperator and RR! *cough*"

—Caboose, referring to previous comment

"...Imperator and RR (no they're not together)..."

—Caboose

"... but not always as constrained as he [RelentlessRecusant] is. You [Guesty-Persony-Thingy] tend to speak your mind...and RR doesn't always do that..."

—Caboose

"I'm CaptainAdamGraves's best friend's girlfriend's boyfriend."

—RelentlessRecusant, jokingly and enigmatically

"Oh he hates me. I'm one of his pet peeves. *giggles*"

—Juliet

"Wow...err...have you [Guesty-Persony-Thingy] been to a hospital yet? And not for blood testing, either."

—RelentlessRecusant

"God [I] love politics..."

—Donut THX 1138

"No, I just stick a plasma grenade in your dirty mouth and walk away! Automatic sanitization!"

—Caboose to Guesty-Persony-Thingy

"Well, There Is No Public Cabal."

—JorrelFraajic, Wookieepedia IRC channel

"Being. Overcome. By. Ryan's. Persuasive. Powers. Must. Resist! Gees, you weren't joking when you said you were persuasive were you?"

—Caboose to Ryanngreenday

"I am what some people consider a well-established literate in the field of roleplaying, writing and the like. My job is a story-teller."

—CaptainAdamGraves

"Dammit RR, I can't believe I fell for something that obvious."

—TheObviousOne referring to RelentlessRecusant's joke

"You can't say that flying around in space in giant cardboard boxes isn't nifty."

—Donut THX 1138 referring to the Borg of "Star Trek"

"[W]hat are these sticks of the fizzle you speak of?"

—Donut

"If you're reading this, congratulations! You're not blind...You still reading this? Go edit something."

—Chickenman

"I have figured out [my sister]'s evil plans too...most think Satan is in charge, but in reality, he answers to my sister...and just under him is Hitler..."

—Rotaretilbo

"I don't know if [my sister] acts like an idiot or if she is one (she once said that she thought gasoline evaporated and that cars ran on the magic from evaporation [and] that was why you had to refill at a gas station)."

—Rotaretilbo

"[T]omorrow during history, I will do my history homework, and perhaps my German and Physics, and during Physics, I'll take care of any English, and during lunch, I['ll] do math"

—Rotaretilbo

"Just enter what [Rotaretilbo] tells you to, and secret magicks work inside the computer..."

—RelentlessRecusant

"Long live RR the [G]reat, the leader of [the Covenant of Halopedia] ... Oh I mean, long live the [P]remier [P]wnzer!"

—Esemono