User:RelentlessRecusant/Essays

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[edit] Donut's Essay

This be the Donut. I hereby write this essay in the name of RR's superior coolness. *rolls eyes* Anyways, it has come to my attention, or at least RR brought it to my attention, that i have to write an essay about how great he is. So... here it is.

RR is an all around amazing video game player, he completely pwns everyone & everything at Halo 2, including GPT, GPT then bows before RR and kisses RR's feet. (sry GPT) RR likes to pwn peoples with the energy sword and the shoty, tearing through everything in his, or even my, path. (kill stealing, even if RR did get there first, he still stole my kill) RR totally and completely destroys me on several maps, cause he's just that good. RR is also amazing on other games, such as GOW. Even the first time playing he managed to kill me several times, a very difficult task to perform. Now only days later, RR is once again killing everything in every one's path(s). He pwns GPT in the face with the chainsaw, just because he can. Thirdly, RR is an excellent programmer of Halopedia, loved and even feared by many. They see him as the Arbiter, and I'm just the lucky-@ss Councilor that avoided getting killed by the Brutes. So in many ways RR is better than me. And they all lived happily ever after, End.

So, there it is RR. Happy? An essay explaining all the ways you're so cool. Now, can you tell me how to code those images?

--Councilor 'Nodotee ^{[BattleNet] - [Covenant of Halopedia]} 03:17, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] You try to pwn me, I DO pwn you.

Who is the stupidest Halopedian? Who is the smartest? While these are not currently active topics of discussion, for the purpose of this essay, let us assume that they are. First, we must define a few terms: stupid and smart. For this, we refer to dictionary.com. Stupid: lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. Smart: having or showing quick intelligence or ready mental capability. With this newfound knowledge, we can now begin to analyze the more active members of Halopedia and match each personality with each word. To let it be known the outcome of this beforehand, for those who don’t really care, suffice it to say that it should be obvious to all that RelentlessRecusant is the stupidest Halopedian, and Guesty-Persony-Thingy is, beyond the shadow of a doubt, the smartest Halopedian.

Stupidity and how much of it is in someone’s possession is, of course, governed by God, and God has had some reason to make Relentless one of the stupider people in the world. What His reasons are and/or why they exist are unknown, but it can be inferred that, if He wants RR to be stupid, RR is indeed stupid. But since some of the audience may not believe in God, let’s use some examples from Halopedia. Firstly, in the Oracle Newsletter, RR wrote “the Oracle bids thou tidings in this edition of the Oracle Newsletter.” Now, as we all know, “thou” is the second person informal pronoun, much like the German du. Over the years “thou” has been replaced with “you,” which now functions as both formal and informal. As some of us may not know, “thee” is the dative or accusative form, accusative being as in “I will kill thee,” dative meaning “to thee,” as in “the Oracle bids to thee (accusative)” OR “the Oracle bids thee (dative).” Since RR was not able to figure this out or even use Google to find out the proper usage of “thee,” he is undoubtedly stupid. Since GPT was required on the scene to remedy this simple grammar mistake, he is undoubtedly smart.

Through this rather short essay, we have learned that Guesty is the smartest Halopedian and Relentless is the stupidest Halopedian. With this knowledge we can all work together (except RR) to make Halopedia a better place.

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[edit] Psychology IRC

• RR shoots RedDeath again b/c he's irritated he couldn't get a Crackdown achievement
• RR shoots Phile because his name on Halopedia is "Phil.e." r-tard. =D
• RedDeath slaps RR for taking anger out on him.
• RR slaps RedDeath
• RedDeath slaps RR
• RR slaps Phile
• RedDeath slaps Phile
• Phile watches confused
• RR shoots RedDeath
• RedDeath Shoots RR
• RR shoots RedDeath harder
• RedDeath shoots RR hardest
• RR shoots RedDeath hardester
• RR wonders if RD and RR should shoot Phile hardestererest
• RedDeath glasses RR
• RR got owned
• RedDeath agrees
• RR has zero lives remaining
• RedDeath is the winner!