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  • #1
    Die? Didn't you know? Spartans never die.by Ultra Force
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  • #2
    When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!by Karl-591
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  • #3
    Don't make a girl a promise ... if you know you can't keep itby Abe1998
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  • #4
    A hero need not speak, when he is gone, the world will speak for himby Nezzor
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  • #5
    She said that to me once. About being a machine.by MLad
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  • #6
    Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?by -Moriarty-
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  • #7
    "If they came to hear me beg, they'll be disappointed."by Gamingducker
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  • #8
    Wake me when you need me.by Abe1998
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  • #9
    Thought I'd shoot my way out, mix things up a bit.by Epzo
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  • #10
    Gravemind: "There is still time to stop the key from turning, but first it must be found"by The Grave Mind
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  • #11
    Oh, no! They killed that alien dude! What's his name, the Arbitrator, or somethin'...by Abe1998
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  • #12
    "Fate had us meet as foes, but this ring will make us brothers"by Gamingducker
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  • #13
    “To find him, you have to forget the stories. Forget the legends. You’ll have to do more than walk in his footsteps. For he is more than the sum of his actions. I tell you this not because I trust you, agent Locke, but because all our lives are at stake. Because the seeds of our future are sown in his past.” — Thel 'Vadamby Nezzor
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  • #14
    We are droppin' into Hell, troopers! Time to grow a pair! ( Just before the drop in Halo 3: ODST on Legendary )by CybeastGregarX
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  • #15
    KILL THE DEMON!!!by Abe1998
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  • #16
    It is a poor soldier who insists on seeing things not as they are, but as he wants them to be. One day reality hits, and his illusions fail him, and he dies stupidly. What honour is there in that?by DatOneSpartan
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  • #17
    It was my job to take care of you.by Lloyd C428
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  • #18
    You looke nice! Thanks - Thank you. *look at eachother*by Abe1998
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  • #19
    Uh, Lord? I didn't train to be a pilot; tell me I don't have any more flying to do today.... So, was that a yes or a no? Amen.by Megatsu
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  • #20
    Wort! Wort! Wort!by SpiritofFireHS
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  • #21
    "If God is love, then you can call me cupid!"by Gamingducker
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  • #22
    This a zoo, one big zoo. We're the zebras, and the covenant? They're the lions! ROOOOAR!by Carter190s
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  • #23
    "But most of all, do not underestimate… him." -Dr Halsey, Halo 4by Zex965-GNCGamers
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  • #24
    WAKE UP, JOHN!by Abe1998
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  • #25
    Relax, I'd rather not piss this thing off.by HurtThewinner
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  • #26
    If I survive this, I'm gonna kick Gary's ass. (Achievement Hunter Fails of the Weak)by Itawtisawatweetybewd
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  • #27
    And for the record, I would have kicked your ass the first time if the lady hadn't stopped me!by Jon Archer
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  • #28
    Wanna hear my robot voice? I AM A ROBOT!by Abe1998
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  • #29
    Oly oly oxen free, all out in the free, we're all free!by Nick321boom
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  • #30
    GET OUT OF MY ARMORY, SQUIVELET!by Abe1998
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  • #31
    "It's like a postcard... Dear Sarge, kicking ass in out of space, wish you were here!" - Chips Dubboby IsoDidact
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  • #32
    After that stunt on the Cairo, I know you're not afraid of heightsby Abe1998
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  • #33
    That's right....COWER COWARD!by Abe1998
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  • #34
    The demon is dead BY MY HAND!by Abe1998
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  • #35
    I teabagged his face with my bright blue balls!by EPICGAMING king1
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  • #36
    Keep the list goingby Abe1998
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  • #37
    I'm sorry. Were you busy killing something?by Abe1998
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  • #38
    I'm too pretty to die out here.by Abe1998
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  • #39
    The Chief is dead? I'm just going to ... eat my gunby Abe1998
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  • #40
    Ding dong, the demon is dead!by T.Rakinson
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  • #41
    Pucker up, Marines! I sure as hell ain't hosing out your pods!by Karl-591
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  • #42
    Tell my mom I love her!by Abe1998
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  • #43
    KILL THE DEMON!!by Abe1998
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  • #44
    This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it.by Ilikeike8
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