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Current Job: Pixel Farmer
Blood Type: Blackened, tar-like
Age: 863,287,200 seconds, as of midnight on 09/25/2007
Height: 18,542,000,000 angstroms
First Job: At 16, network monkey for an office with an IT staff of 2 (myself included)
Ultimate Halo Match: Classified
Ultimate Snack: Babies, thinly sliced
Ultimate Website: http://lolcode.com/, a site dedicated to a programming language inspired by funny pictures of cats acting anthropromorphically.
Mode of Transport: Classified
Fake Weapon: The Sarcasmatron