A collection of quotes said by Jersey Morelli.


  • "Sorry, toots. For a quality experience, the girls have to be real." - Said to Durga, who he thought at the time was a pornographic AI sent as spam.
    • "For a quality experience, the girl had to be real." - Said to Durga in reference to her being Yasmine Zaman.
  • "Go, go, Team Jersey! Go, go, Team Jersey!"