Bob Glessner
From Halopedia, the Halo Wiki
|
This article is about the Real World. | 
|
Bob Glessner is a tool engineer that worked on Halo 3. [1]
[edit] Biography
Nickname: Jejor
Classification: MiddleSchool
Current Job: Tools Programmer
Origin: East Coast USA
Blood Type: Green Slime
Age: 24
Weight: 165
Height: 4' 22"
Girth: Classified
Hobby: Partying and Generally Being Awesome
Ultimate Halo Match: Team Rockets, 1 Point for Betrayals, -1 Point for Suicides, -1 Points Killing Opponents.
Ultimate Snack: Peanut Butter, Jelly Bean, Sugar, and Jelly Sandwich
Favorite Pick Up Line: "Hi. I'm Bob. I Work For Bungie."
Favorite Song: Styx - Renegade
BIOGRAPHY
I was born. Now I live. For pizza.
RANT
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary. I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it. I just thought... you were a guy. Bet she wins best costume. Winning is overrated. I have to return some videotapes. You mean Shenanigans? The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. Yippee-ki-yay, melon farmer. Snikt! To War.
