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The year is 2530. The Covenant has prepared a small fleet named the Fleet of Unseen Salvation for the glassing of the UNSC World of Deston in the Unica II system . The UNSC is assigning Echo Squad, a group of S-I ODSTs, on Operation: ECLIPSE, a mission is to rescue civilians from the planet and fight the Covenant.
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(For god's sake, just read the thread.)
ReDquinox wrote: (For god's sake, just read the thread.)
(Its simple, all you got to do is show him a RP that isn't dead and shown him what he needs to do to join. Its easy, I only can't do it because their aren't any I can join, and when I try to find one I get lost. Alright, now lets try this again.)
(But yes, it would help if people be less like the dog who can't figure out how to get out of the face. This RP is dead, roting in hell with all the others before it, time to move on and stop corpse humping.)
(Fucking TL;DR syndrome and its victims.)
Staff sergeant Johnson
(Is there something I missed in 343i canon about Johnson's resurrection?)
(Fuck off mate)
The War started in 2525. A Covenant attack in 2506 is impossible :P
So when the Greeks did the Trojan Horse bullshit, it was really in the shape of a dick...Â
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Name: Joseph Styles
Age: 64
Equipment: Plasma pistol
Service Number: 1234-SWAG-4321
Rank: Colonel
Homeworld: Pluto
Biography: Born in 2466 on Pluto in a tractor, Joseph became a very distraught individual after being dropped down a staircase when he was 6 months old. This led him to failing the 3rd grade sven times before being assessed of having an IQ of negative. in 2474, after enlisting many times with the CMA, he was deemed mentally unstable, after reportedly starting his own one man Militia, and deeming himself a Spartan 2000. After numerous run ins with the law, he was sent to a maximum security prison on Earth, where he killed 18 men in prison on his first day. He was then transferred to a pod in space and sent towards the nearest star, but managed to veer off course to Deston after several decades. Â Here he has named himself the Supreme leader, as he threw the president off a small balcony at their planets Disney world. He currently resides of off 5th Street where he usually parades the street naked while eating cantalopes.Â
Notes: He bites people
AND HE SOMEHOW JOINED THE UNSC?! WHAT HAS THE UNIVERSE COME TO?!
